Surgeon Simulator Touch

Join the ranks of more than one million players…

…who butchered Bob for the amusement of 250 million people who watched the failed surgeries on YouTube, now from the comfort of your awesome iPad, anytime, anywhere. Hospitals don’t get any better than this, really.

You are the surgeon. Bob is the victim. Do your worst!

Take urgent care of the world’s unluckiest patient, Bob, with your very own shaky hands. As the would-be surgeon Nigel Burke, perform all kinds of crazy surgeries to try to save his life — or fail hilariously in the process while poor Bob… Well, dies.

“Bob! Booooob! Don’t die on me, Bob!”

Pew-de-Pie

“Where’s the heart?!? It’s gone! It’s on the floor now, and I don’t think the 5 seconds rule apply, dude!”

RoosterTeeth

In this spiffy version of the classic game, you’ll find:

The trusty Heart and Double-Kidney transplants

Two new surgeries: Give Bob a smile with Teeth transplant, and a great look with Eyes transplant

Feeling lucky? Abandon the Operation Theatre and try your hand on a moving trolley in the hospital corridors

Brand-new control system: gone is Nigel’s left arm, in are your nimble fingers

More than 50 new achievements to unlock and prove you rule

Record and upload your botched surgeries anywhere you want (iPad 4 and up only)

Tons more we won’t tell you so we don’t spoil the surprise.

“And now, Bossa has added madly swirling eye balls to the mix. Comedy gold.”

The Guardian